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Job Posting:
# Lead JavaScript Developer (male/female)
or call it whatever suits you. Just fork the Repo with your suggestions!
# CoffeeScript & Node Ninja intern (male/female)

### Context:
[némata](http://nemata.com) is yet another one of those super-innovative Berlin web agencies. We’ve been going for some years now, and there are currently five of us hanging out in our very laid back Berlin office. Like any other agency or startup we only drink quality coffee and our Club Mate stocks will last at least another season. But sometimes we get stuff done, and we have fun doing it. We like our clients (mostly) and respect each other frequently. When we work, our focus is always on building great products.
What we do: we conceive and code creative technology projects for film productions, ad agencies, startups, and established brands. We operate within and between the realms of Creativity, Technology, Moving Images and Social Media [easy megapoints for bullshit bingo buzzwords, but nevertheless, true].


### Responsibilities
* You will lead the team of programmers (staff & freelance) and the technical project management
* You will design and develop awesome software solutions
* You will write code that all your peers will admire
* You are expected to wear nerdy t-shirts and kill 1l of Club Mate per day
* You can, regularly, choose a topic and talk shop about it (so we can all learn)
* Bonus points for a highscore in bullshit bingo or #winning Hackathons
* New responsibilities everyday!
* You will learn how to design and develop awesome software solutions
* You will learn and write code that all your peers will admire
* You will listen to everyone within the office, no matter what the task is
* You will not be at the office before 10:30 every morning
* You will be king coffee, who provides everyone within the office from the best possible coffee at any time

### Requirements
* You’ve lost your “work in a creative group/startup virginity” recently
* In other words, you have 42 years of experience (that we don’t care that much about), as well as a fresh young appearance (important)
* You have experience in managing and building up teams between 2 and 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 members
* You have profound knowledge in JavaScript / CoffeScript / Chaplin.js / AngularJS / node.js / Express, MVC, OOP, API Design, HTML5, CSS3, SQL / NoSQL, responsive design
* Written and spoken language proficiency in German, English, Farsi, Italian, Spanish, Dutch, Swedish, Japanese, Hindi, Suomi and Hungarian (Latin and Ancient Greek are advantageous)
* You bring along innovation skills, flexibility, mobility, and a young spirit as well as good looks under pressure, trustworthiness, a sense of responsibility, discipline, and conscientiousness. Really – all of that.
* You hold keynotes at TED and JSConf on a regular basis
* You require no more than two hours of sleep each night without it impacting your good mood and, under pressure, you can code for up to 1 week without a break.
* You are willing to learn as much as possible and make the best possible contribution to the team
* You bring along a good and fresh mood everyday
* You don't take pauses, pauses are for wimps
* You know how to smile and you are required to laugh at least 50% of your day at the office
* You have a good foundation in HTML5, CSS3, SQL, PHP, XML, JSON, JavaScript/CoffeeScript, MVC, OOP and API Design to develop yourself in no time to a true mediatechnology guru
* You know how to work within a team and the scrum developing process
* You are willing to stay at the office the whole night, without sleep, to work in order to reach a deadline

### Salary
* Based on experience & abilities, but competitive for Berlin full time development employment with unlimited Club Mate & espresso baked into the contract. Which would be 10 Euro per year – if you don’t fork it ;-)
* Depends on our mood at payday. If you're lucky it will be approximately €3,65,- each month


### Miscellaneous
* Your place of work will be Berlin, Germany
* You will be granted 0 vacation days – you know the drill ;-)
* You will be granted 0 vacation days and 10 minutes of pause at most everyday
* Clock-in is at 10:30 AM.

### Interested?
If you feel uncomfortable with any of the above points or if you would like to highlight any special skills, feel free to fork this job description and send us a pull request!

Or just drop by our office, we're here most of the time. But please don't knock before 10:00 am.
Definately!